September132014
toatorixthetimelord:

You’re bleeding because you don’t floss.

toatorixthetimelord:

You’re bleeding because you don’t floss.

(via everythingroosterteeth)

4PM
fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

(Source: sickassbonedragon, via roosterteeth-ruined-my-life)

September122014

buymea3ds:

reverseracism:

2damnfeisty:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

he still breathing meanwhile Mike Brown is dead.

He is still breathing while thousands of innocent/unarmed/guiltless black people are deceased.

He’s trash and the fact that some weird ass people are fans over him is fucking disgusting.

(via daenerysknope)

9PM

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

HA! I GET IT.

(via your-spookyandere)

September72014

Yup I agree with all this and more!

(Source: nicedynmite, via drunkroosters)

8PM
megsonthemoon:

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

SHE LOOKS SO SAD

megsonthemoon:

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

SHE LOOKS SO SAD

(via your-spookyandere)

September22014
awwww-cute:

You have mail!

awwww-cute:

You have mail!

(via wildography)

12PM

hoenn said: NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers.♡

jasonttodd:

*gurgling noises*

  • ive got  a nice smile???
  • im pretty ok
  • i got a bomb-ass hat
  • im a good listener¿¿¿
  • i????/am funny sometimes????

I’ve got a wonderful caring face.
Dreamy eyes
A guardians hold
Trimmed beared to a t
Heartwarming hugs
Delicious taste in clothing
Soft hands
Loving heart
Stern stare

September12014

(Source: just-for-grins, via happiest)

June202014

shmexypanda:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

Omg that’s amazing

(Source: superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor, via ziltoid-for-president)

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